Food for the Witty!

'I believe Smokers are truly patriotic as they contribute to the GDP at the cost of their lives' - praNAV


CeLife;-)

Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011) - RIP

‎"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything -- all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. ... Stay hungry. Stay foolish." - Steve Jobs (1955 -2011)

Unfortunately the playing field will be leveled again...:-(

Food for the Witty!

'There is a very thin line between being practical and being philosophical, what matters is not to draw but adjust the line according to the situation' - praNAV


CeLife:-)

Where stats deserve no significance!

'99 % Terror strikes have been prevented, says Rahul Gandhi' source TOI

Rahul,

Terror Activities are not 'Natural Calamities' which cannot be prevented! Even that 1% costs 'lives' which could be 100% of many families. Country does not work on statistics but  its people!

Focus should be on 100% cure by targetting the 'Roots'.

Something our government should learn from US.

Peace.

Facts about Tata Docomo - Customer Service

Friends,

I am sure, most of you must have gone through similar situation....another example of over commitment and under delivery!

Facts about Tata Docomo:

1. If your account is sufficiently funded, we will activate plan of our choice without your consent. Ghar ki baat hai….

2. Even after activating, we wont bother to provide you services on time. Ghar ki hi toh baat hai….we are a big lazy family

3. If you call our customer care, we will frame it as a technical problem and ask you to contact our technical wing….and the blame game continues…Happy Ping Pong time!

4. You are allowed only once to contact us (121) from your Docomo Number in 24 hrs. If you try second time…well sorry,….our executives become super busy gossiping in office!

5. If you wish to talk to our Manager…well it’s a myth!

6. If you send us email expressing your problem, we will send you a feedback form on our products and services and please remember….Its a auto generated mail…..

Keep it simple SILLY! 

Nonsense!!!

P.S: The tag line is annoying because whenever you call their Customer Care, their AVM chants the same message and well you know....its not SIMPLE!

Happy New Year 2011

Year 2011

Dear Friends

Wishing you all a very Happy 

& 

Prosperous New Year 

Loads of Luck and Best Wishes....

Celife:-)